5 ways to tell that The Dirt Ball is in a Serious relationship!!!!
5. He tries to keep the girl a secret from only his closest friends.
(There's no Skank underneith that blanket)
4. He skiped his regular bowling night to watch The Notebook with her.
3. He talks about the girl constantly at work cause he loves telling his co-workers how big of a slut he hooked up with last night.
2. He hasn't given her the shocker cause he wants her respect.
(not an actual picture of her ass)
1. He ordered Midget Porn for her cause she thinks it would be fun to watch.
(Bidget The Midget)
(There's no Skank underneith that blanket)4. He skiped his regular bowling night to watch The Notebook with her.
3. He talks about the girl constantly at work cause he loves telling his co-workers how big of a slut he hooked up with last night.
2. He hasn't given her the shocker cause he wants her respect.
(not an actual picture of her ass)1. He ordered Midget Porn for her cause she thinks it would be fun to watch.
(Bidget The Midget)
posted by Snapper Hunter at 1:37 PM
4 Comments:
All of those are true. Some more true then others, But #1 is 100% true!!!
There's nothing wrong with watching a little porn with a girl. Maybe she is into freaky stuff but we already knew that she fucks me. Keep striking out RT, this time your "sure thing" will work out this time and you'll lose the attitude. You can't always drive back to your old stomping grounds where you're still considered Mr. Van Wilder.
Dammit dirt ball, quit with the bullshit and be a dirt ball. im sick of both of you being a bunch of pussies...get out there and find some women
The shocker made its presence known last night.
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