Saturday, June 24, 2006

"You know what Blaine? You're a real bitch!"


Who says shit like that to a girl? I'll tell you who. Me. I said that exact title to this girl on the left while I was mind blasted drunk last summer in Fort Collins. It has never bothered me till today, mainly cause I couldn't really remember what she looked like. Today though, I can sadly admit I regret that decision.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She doesn't look like she has low self esteem. I don't think a scum bag like you would have ever had a chance anyway. But maybe her and her friends were have a hogging contest that night. I sure you would have been the blue ribbon pig.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, regrets.

You could have had these legs wrapped around your head three times, but instead, you threw me out of a fucking laz-y-boy.

Eat your heart out, bitch,
Blaine

8:47 PM  
Blogger Foggy Memory said...

Now, I happen to know Snapper Hunter. And as I'm sure most of you will agree, only a certain type of woman would 'wrap her legs around his head three times.' And a woman of that type would not let something like being bodily removed from a piece of furniture stop her from speading her legs.

That annonymous post is obviously fraudulant.

9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Blaine, no girl has ever let snapper hunter back into the honey pot for two rounds let alone three. I guess most girls don't like getting shots of penicillin. Don't regret missing out on a chance to get dirtyed up by RT, you probably saved yourself a trip the free clinic.

10:04 AM  
Blogger Snapper Hunter said...

Threw you out of a Laz-y-boy. Thats not how I remember it. I was walking to the kitchen to fix everyone another drink, and I tripped on the rug and fell into your chair and you fell out of it. I remember apologizing, but you were being a real bitch that night.

5:55 PM  

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