“He got a couple lucky punches in but I still feel I won the fight!”

It didn’t take long for the Dirt Balls man whoring to catch up with him Deuce Bigalow style. Yep, I said it, The Dirt Ball finally made it to the line and then he crossed it with this really tough guy who will go by the name Secret Admirer.

It all started when old DB hooked up with Candi, you see Diamond finally found out about that little rendezvous and wasn’t too happy about the whole deal, but in DB’s words “Hey we were never dating, you have nothing to be mad about.”

The truth of the matter is Diamond didn’t really care that DB hooked up with her best friend; she finally found out what kind of a duesch bag he is was probably pretty happy to see him go. The real trouble started when Candi’s “Secret Admirer” found out about DB’s indiscretions and wanted to bring pain and suffering to DB’s life. (Cause you see, you don’t go and screw some girl that some guy likes, even though that girl doesn’t like that guy in that way, and makes her own decisions about who she wants to screw or not, cause that shit is wrong) So was this Secret admirer man enough to step into the ring with the Dirt Ball? Hell No. He had one of his friends call and threaten and DB with an ass kicking. Well anybody who knows the Dirt Ball, knows he doesn’t stand for unchecked aggression and idol threats. And all it took for DB to call this guy on his obvious bluff was a night of Pay Per View UFC, and a phone call. Needless to say this tough guy showed up at the Free Pay Per View event and called DB outside. Always the thinker DB had a friend hold his glasses and goes out blind to fight this big big righty.

The whole thing kind of started out a little weird, DB and this tough guy met outside the bar which should mean the an instant right to the nose for this tough guy but DB lets the guy think about what he is going to do and the 2 of them start walking across the street, then across a parking lot, then across another street, then across another parking lot. I personally didn’t understand it, that retard should have been wearing his nose on the left side of his face the instant he started walking across the first street, but I guess DB wanted to give him a chance (What a stand up guy). When they finally reached the fence at the end of the 2nd parking lot and the 2 pussies realized that if it was going to happen it was going to happen then, they both start throwing hey makers. DB was so open through the whole fight he looked like Butter Bean (Minus the knock out power, technique, and the belt of course). In the opening round this tough guy got Db on the ground and wedged in between a bumper of a truck and a parking lot curb, this should have been all this guy needed to end this thing but DB used his quick think ability (which is what got him into the fight in the first place) and kindly asked the guy if he would let him get up. I was dumbfounded when this moron did exactly that. This guy had the fight won but showed so little respect for DB’s tough guy attitude that he let him get up just so he could toy with him a little more. DB is on his feet now immediately throwing punches and tough guy backs DB up against another truck and the 2 exchange some close quarter punches which ends with an extremely loud and an extremely painful punch to DB’s left eye that bloodied him fairly bad and almost closed his eye completely.

I did have to hand it to DB though, it is not everyday a guy stands up and takes a beating for sleeping with a girl that some guys friend really likes. I think it was totally worth it.