A Slow, Slow Week

Well things have been very slow around the Fart bunker lately, JP formerly TPH has been house sitting, and not around to start any shit. TD has sobered up temporarily and has been busy with school work. The past weekend was pretty calm as well, I drove 3 hours to coach a game in Pierre, and they are absolutely terrible. We beat the living shit out of them 8-1. Made it back east in time to have a few drinks at one of my favorite pubs. I would say I was having a good time, until a certain slut who looks like she was curbed when she was in Middle school tried to ruin my night by reminding me what she looked like naked. I have been trying to leave names out of this blog and I guess I should continue here so I think I’ll call her The Dumbest girl I have ever met or Missy for short. Well needless to say I have fell for her trickery before but I’m happy to say it didn’t work this time, I was way to sober for that.

I wish I could give you boys out in Montana more but it really has been a slow week. I am driving out to Pierre this weekend and will probably get after it a little bit. I’ll be sure to give you something next week.

Why don't you Anjelik My Balls

After a long morning of watching The Drunk and PH play cat and mouse I'm happy to report that the game is over. Right around 4 pm this afternoon I crawled my way out of my room to find no one around in the Fart Bunker. I walked outside to drive a nice church going young lady home and I realized that both of their vehicles were outside. I quick made a call to The Drunk, to ask him where he was, he said that he was in his room. I knew that this wasn't true because I was just in his room rummaging around for a condom. So I was little perplexed for the whole 5 mintue drive home when I checked The PH's hole and found her chain lock, all locked up. I tried poking my head inside for a closer look but when my nose got through the crack in the door I was brought to my knee's by the stink of sex.

So after a quick shower, where I spent 20 minutes brushing off the critters, I tried to figure out how The Drunk got into such a perdictament. I did some quick recollecting and remmebered that The Drunk stumbled into my room earlier completly shitfaced. Little did I know that it was all part of The Pirate Hookers plan to get into TD's Pants. I would like to feel sorry for him but he brought it upon himself when he told TPH that he had a nine inch tounge and could breath through his eyelids.

Yep the pirate Hooker was having a great day. She had material to give me shit about, and she finally got to have a little afternoon delight. I was a forbiden fruit for the PH until today. She normally coherses her men late at night when they are extremly intoxicated but with a 2 o'clock trip down to Cubby's she had TD right where she wanted him. All she needed to do was come up with a story to get him to take a little nap in her room. She took care of this with a little phone call to her brother, explaining the situation going on upstairs in the penthouse of The Fart Bunker, supposedly his advice to her was to stay in her room with the door locked until the penthouse was empty. ( Likley advice from a brother) but hey The Drunk fell for it so I guess it was a pretty good plan in the End.

Well we are all pretty sore from the weekend especially PH and TD, so I will leave it there for tonight.

Cheers

Love is in the Air and the Snow!!!!!

It has been a beautiful weekend here in South Dakota, light flurry of snow, a clam wind, and a roommate eating it on her way out to meet a guy only known as chuck. Appearantly PH had been waiting anxiously by the door for Chuck to show up so she could run out the door and greet him with a big kiss before he wisked her away for a night of heavy drinking. Now I'm really disapointed I had to mis this but luckily The drunk was at the window to catch the whole thing. In his recollection of the story Ph got down the stairs and maybe one or two steps away from them before she ate shit and landed flat on her face right in front of Chuck. But it didn't end there. The Drunk Ran out side and laughed in her snow covered face. Then he called her a loser as chuck drove away before she got off the ground. It was a sad, sad event, because the video camera was only 3 feet away from the drunk when the whole event took place.


So that was friday night, I can only cross my fingers for an event half as funny as that will happen tonight.

Oh yeah and for anyone who got to read the first version of the orginal post, I had to edit it so The Fart Bunker didn't turn into a war zone. The PH was pretty upset about being called a Dirty Cock sucker, Not that I'm calling her that now, I'm just telling you that she doesn't like being called a dirty cock sucker.

Ps. Anyone who is so unfortunate to see me out in SD tonight, I was in a lab from 8 to 5, so how about a little understanding when I tell you that you have a huge nose.

Introductions should come first

I'm not going to give any names, Probably because I will reveal alot of dirt about all three of us who live in this Fart Bunker of an apartment. I'll just tell you that I happen to be way above legal drinking age and I exploit that fact regulary. My two roommates are both huge alcoholics and they have no respect for anyone especially themselves.

So Enough with the introductions I Don't like talking about myself and I don't think My roommates apperciate me giving everyone their life stories of sluting it up. This Blog is suppose to be a day to day acount of some of the rude and hilarious things that go on at 204 folsom St. But who knows whats going to happen it will probably turn into a long laundry list of guys The piratehooker bangs this semseter in South Dakota.

As I am typingthis the Pirate hooker is in her Hole, and I'am sad to say neither The Drunk or I told her to go there. Telling her things like go to your hole and respect the cock are some of our favorite things to do. We ussually have to tell her that type of shit when she tries to get smart with either one of us. I wish I had more to post tonight but that slut is sleeping and wont comment on any of this But I can guarantee she is going to be livid when she reads this post tommorow, So I will make sure to get some good quotes from her.